Washing clothes by hand is so ass that some Amish communities allow machines lmao
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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When washing machines were invented they were technologically so far ahead of most other things in your house because washing clothes by hand is ass.
What about the ass?
Instructions unclear, clothes stuck in ass
Hand is ass.
I'm such a KING that I need divorce to be ILLEGAL and I can't go to the state of VIRGINIA it's disrespectful if you feel like you need to know details
I always hoped the US would outlaw divorce before they allowed gay marriage. You know. Just to show ’em.
Naw
Right after. All of a sudden.
🙂
Coming to a Supreme Court near you: getting gay married, but not gay divorced.
It’s sad that one on two bromances end in dudevorce.
I wanna punch him in the dick
You'll have to find it first.
Better pull out your electron microscope.
You sure that will be powerful enough?
Assuming he has one or it's big enough to be found and punched
So he too will handwash all of his wife's clothes out of love and respect... right?
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say the elders don't require you to reciprocate.
Consensual sex is a term he doesn't know.
He knows what it means when he pretends I’m checking him out in the locker room.
This has to be bait or satire
Nah, nah, nah. Look at the guy's Xitter profile. No shot this is satire, and I doubt he's smart enough for it to be bait
Holy shit, this guy can fuck right the hell off
If this guy wants to wash his husband's clothes by hand good luck to him.
Sounds like baby didn't learn how to do laundry like an adult
This sounds so extreme it plays like a parody post, or satire.
Hell, I know what hand-washing clothing is like (had to do it myself during a few dirt-poor spates in early adulthood), and clothes come out much cleaner with even a half-decent machine than with pretty much any amount of hand-cleaning.
Washing machines took off in popularity not only because they were labour-saving devices, freeing up people to do other things, but also because they did the job much better than doing it by hand.
I assume the point is the machine is taking time away from your more important wifely duties like managing the estates and you should leave the husband to handle clothes washing, no matter how fun the washing machine is to play with.
I sympathise though. Ever since most washing machines run Arch, who wouldn't want to play around washing their husband's clothes with it? But for the traditional woman, a lawnmower running Gentoo is more of a demonstration of your unfailing love expressed through hard work.
Who are these "elders" he speaks of?