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[–] MeepsTheBard@lemmy.blahaj.zone 130 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Washing clothes by hand is so ass that some Amish communities allow machines lmao

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When washing machines were invented they were technologically so far ahead of most other things in your house because washing clothes by hand is ass.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What about the ass?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

washing the ass by hand is not as bad

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 8 months ago

Japan has been way ahead on this one

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Hand is ass.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Instructions unclear, clothes stuck in ass

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 94 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm such a KING that I need divorce to be ILLEGAL and I can't go to the state of VIRGINIA it's disrespectful if you feel like you need to know details

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I always hoped the US would outlaw divorce before they allowed gay marriage. You know. Just to show ’em.

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 10 points 8 months ago

Naw

Right after. All of a sudden.

🙂

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Coming to a Supreme Court near you: getting gay married, but not gay divorced.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It’s sad that one on two bromances end in dudevorce.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 85 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wanna punch him in the dick

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You'll have to find it first.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Better pull out your electron microscope.

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 3 points 8 months ago

You sure that will be powerful enough?

[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Assuming he has one or it's big enough to be found and punched

[–] ellaella_ayayay@lemmy.world 80 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So he too will handwash all of his wife's clothes out of love and respect... right?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 62 points 8 months ago

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say the elders don't require you to reciprocate.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 79 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Consensual sex is a term he doesn't know.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 8 months ago

He knows what it means when he pretends I’m checking him out in the locker room.

[–] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This has to be bait or satire

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Nah, nah, nah. Look at the guy's Xitter profile. No shot this is satire, and I doubt he's smart enough for it to be bait

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 43 points 8 months ago

Holy shit, this guy can fuck right the hell off

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

If this guy wants to wash his husband's clothes by hand good luck to him.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Sounds like baby didn't learn how to do laundry like an adult

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This sounds so extreme it plays like a parody post, or satire.

Hell, I know what hand-washing clothing is like (had to do it myself during a few dirt-poor spates in early adulthood), and clothes come out much cleaner with even a half-decent machine than with pretty much any amount of hand-cleaning.

Washing machines took off in popularity not only because they were labour-saving devices, freeing up people to do other things, but also because they did the job much better than doing it by hand.

[–] onion@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

You can get them clean, it just takes half a days work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To3ZW0fntfU

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

I assume the point is the machine is taking time away from your more important wifely duties like managing the estates and you should leave the husband to handle clothes washing, no matter how fun the washing machine is to play with.

I sympathise though. Ever since most washing machines run Arch, who wouldn't want to play around washing their husband's clothes with it? But for the traditional woman, a lawnmower running Gentoo is more of a demonstration of your unfailing love expressed through hard work.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Who are these "elders" he speaks of?