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[–] Gort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My manwich!

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

[–] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] slashzero@hakbox.social 1 points 1 year ago

Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.

[–] minishoemaze@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

[–] Cameli_Hostis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

[–] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[–] klangcola@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Shut up baby, I know it!

[–] ryan213@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Good news, everyone!

[–] Vaggumon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[–] punkideas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

[–] maniajack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

[–] Mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

[–] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

[–] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

This is my go to as well.

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"kill all humans!"

"Haha, nice futurama reference!"

"What's futurama?"

[–] lhx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

[–] bloodsangre7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure

[–] RoyRogersMcFreely@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's Leela's birthday!

[–] Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!