Back in his day a small dick was considered civilized and even divine. A large dick was considered brutish and barbaric.
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2024
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TIL I'm born divine
Funny what happens when the small dicked get into positions of influence
Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.
The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.
Bro is the original "you did a (thing) my dad will hear about it " guy.
or that he is his dad
Or that his dad is in the small dick.
I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
It's the only place that reminds me of her.
Plot twist .... Jesus is the father .... of himself!
Look who's talking, stick man
Is that Mormon Jesus I spy?
That's him. I've only ever seen a middle-eastern Jesus displayed in my church building once, but it looked much better than this one. I wish we didn't use this depiction as much as we do.
It's to be a lesson to someone else, or something. Idk.
Man, momo Jesus is a dick.