no nagging for a week
Wow, there’s just so much to unpack from just that sentence, let alone the chart.
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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Look at his eyes, and look at his face... this is the trained male.
Long have nation states and governments tried to break the male, to wrangle the male into a submissive state, but none are more successful than the woman sociopath.
The female sociopath is in many ways addicted to control. Her one impulse to anything the male does is how she can turn it into her advantage, to control the male entirely.
Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs, so it's up to him wether or not the pain and degradation is worth it. 4/10 males say it is.
Look at his eyes. He's truly worked for this.
Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs
Honestly that's a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it's all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.
Listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about
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Wtaf did I just read, and why god does it have so many up votes. Please let this be a copy pasta.
It's a sarcastic view on what the meme depicts. We are in shitposts after all.
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“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.
Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.
It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!
Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.
I was in a relationship with a controlling partner who made something very similar to this back in ~2016. I can't remember exactly what was on it, but there was definitely a sexual favor reward for some amount of chores (it was like I had to give her X hour-long full body massages or smth) 💀
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It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad.
This is the one that gets me the most. Like, I do the majority of a lot of these things in addition to taking my kid to daycare, doing almost all of the cooking, etc. I do it because I want to help my family, not because I'm saving up for a toothy blowjob.
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Speak to your partner adult to adult? Nahh, I’ll just treat my husband like another child!
I know it’s rage bait but this shit does happen and it’s cringe as hell
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Love and affection are commodities to be turned into a transaction.
This guy capitalisms
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I'm glad everyone finds it weird and gross, but I'm also amused at how many people don't know this is a five year old joke from a mommy blogger at this point.
Never actually real, just meant to make people who were currently dealing with sticker boards and feeling weird about it chuckle.
I'm appalled that you actually expect me to do research on memes and not accept them at face value. Leave my propaganda addled mind in peace dammit.
It honestly blows my mind how many people on Lemmy are completely incapable of interpreting sarcasm. I know Poe's Law and all that, but this is pretty clearly a joke.
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Transactional.
Keeping score isn't love.
I'd totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.
I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.
"Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I'm adding the stickers myself, thanks".
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His face tells it
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Sure, she may have infantalized him to an embarrassing degree, but at least she posted it online so the entire world can see how unhealthy their marriage is and how transactional their sex live is.
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Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.
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I'd love to see him retaliate with a chart for her
[x] Stop being a cunt -> Stay Married
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He realized after putting the seat down three times the nagging wasn't going to stop anyway.
The creepiest thing about that is how she wants her husband to be her child and still put his penis in her mouth. Fucked. Up.
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It's fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?
I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.
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Why you all kink shaming? Dudes a sub if I've ever seen one.
Dang I don't see it as kink shame just sad shit. Sex shouldn't be a transactional coin.
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Step 1: drink water
Step 2: piss
Step 3: put seat down
Step 4: repeat 5 more times
Step 5: wait till I'm nagged
Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat
Step 7: continue ignoring child's needs
Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is
Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.
Holy fucking shit his face...
This woman is the epitome of the scorecard partner.
He looks like a man who forgot that divorce is an option.
are the straights ok?
do gays not give bjs after a certain amount of gold stars?
How exactly do the gays transact for sex with their spouses? Like, do they pick one who will withold sex from the other until chores are done? Or do they swap roles monthly? How do they decide which one will be the begger and which one will grudgingly submit to their clumsy, sweaty defilement?
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She's gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He's just gonna point to the chart. Doesn't say who from?
Yeah this looks like a horrible couple photo about 3 months before the inevitable divorce.
Why'd they Photoshop her eye upside-down into his left eye?
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