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[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.de 87 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You can remove that, no problem. Just need to drive into something really fast.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!

Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Introduce a small rabbit up there.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then its just a matter of finding a weasel to go after the rabbit.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Ah, the Charlie Kelly method!

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

The airbag does not launch the whole horn button at you.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 47 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

YOU LIED TO ME

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone

[–] jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 22 points 9 months ago

Sit an open cup of ranch nearby and wait. The carrot will crawl out to dip itself and you can capture it.

[–] mononomi@feddit.nl 18 points 9 months ago

Some funny carrot smuggling business going on here

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 15 points 9 months ago

Are they bragging or complaining?

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

I would leave the carrot for a couple of days until it dehydrates and shrinks up, then just turn the wheel 180, should fall out.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There are usually only a couple screws that hold in the horn button. They're usually located on the backside of the steering wheel and they usually go in toward the center from the outside.

Edit: yes, like the following comment says: airbags are extremely dangerous. They are literally explosives. If doing any work on the steering wheel i highly recommend disconnecting the battery.

[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd like to add that anyone messing around with anything in that area should be aware that the airbag is very much capable of taking your head off and throwing it into the back seat so make damn sure you know what you're doing.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

ABSOLUTELY. Airbags are literally explosives. I always disconnect the battery.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

I was going to say, be careful: that's where they keep the shotgun shells.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

If you have kids it’s entirely understandable

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

You just add celery and cucumbers, and you almost have crudités.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Emo bunny doesn't.