Even if you're boring, you're still being tracked.
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You're being tracked but nobody is paying attention.
Not yet. But if/when they find you interesting they already have all the info they need.
Except bots. They're always watching.
Some people searched "boobs" on Google.
Some people watched Heartstopper on Netflix.
Some people searched for methods of aborting a baby by yourself.
Some people downloaded a Bible application.
Some people follow trans TikTokers.
Some people watched and liked YouTube videos that questioned the existence of a god.
Some men watched gay porn.
Some people regularly messaged a drug dealer.
Every datum is permanent, but every law isn't.
So you don't understand how mass surveillance works? "Big brother" isn't "watching" you in real time, they're collecting and storing all the data they can en masse and having AI look at it for them. I personally object to the warrantless collection and storage of everyone's data.
They aren’t watching, but they are recording so they can watch later at their leisure and skip the commercials.
How does big brother know about my porn preferences if big brother isn't watching me masturbate? Checkmate.
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Checkmate.
Sounds like a contradiction.
Big Brother was watching you, but isn't watching anymore.
Because he doesn't even want to know, he wants to forget. He knows if he goes back to look now he's not going to like it, and he can't do anything about it.
They just had a quick look and are no longer interested.
That's half true, no one cares about you in particular but they still collect everything to have a database of all thing that could possibly care about in the future, Snowden did a great job revealing that and while it wasn't state driven you can take a look at the Cainbridge Analytica story if you want to know what's possible even if no one ever cares about you specifically, keep in mind that that's even possible with very outdated technology by todays standards!
Except for that one woman in the NSA, she loves your dick pics.
Funny anti big brother propaganda. Hope you don't mean it serious. They are watching you
I'm afraid they do mean it serious. memes@lemmy.ml has always been known for it's very serious takes
Now this is a doubleplusgood meme
What if i just don't feel comfortable for you to know when i watch porn?
Well then, I guess it's time to turn it up a notch. This one's for all you hard working nerds, whomps, freaks and losers at the NSA
Grabs tequilla, texts ex girlfriend, loads xxxfurrydamageandcake.com Letfuckingoooooooooo
The specificity of that url is sus. But I'm not verifying.
Sounds like I’m not that boring then 😤
Big brother isn't watching you because you're not a party member, merely a lowly prole. Deal with it!
i feel ~~watched~~attacked
How does he know my preferences if he's not watching me though?
Big Brother isn't watching you... now he's watching your porn.
What can I say, I have good taste.
To be fair, I don't watch Big Brother either because it's boring.
I’m a big fan of the Black on Asian variety of porn. For me it’s the size difference. Big giant man, tiny woman. It’s entertaining to watch.
remove bottom text and you have !internetfuneral material
I'd like to know what preference is standard and not weird
Am I boring or are my porn preferences weird?
Yes