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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 90 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's disgusting. Why aren't there any ads on the cliff walls?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I'll never understand why we don't advertise using the surface of the moon.

[–] cophater69@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Most types of radiation including light exhibit the inverse square law so thankfully it's too unfeasible at the moment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse-square_law

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of “Z comme Zorglub”, by André Franquin, 1961: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/e7/b2/02e7b2230b42d997e331f2717b3e11f8.jpg

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let's pave paradise and put up a Walmart parking lot!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, just imagine: everyone living in those skyscrapers could work at that Walmart!

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 47 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Being the U.S, there's basically zero chance that it would be high-rises. Instead, there would be McMansions. Also a lot more parking lots

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The McMansions are on the cliffs above. The high-rises are for the workers.

[–] TheIllustrativeMan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

McMansions are for workers. That's how they got their name. Big like mansions, but built as cheap as possible so that they're (relatively) affordable.... Until they start falling apart in 15 years.

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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago

All those people in the towers just work at the giant Walmart, which is now the attraction.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean fuck it, we've already exterminated entire biomes of species who dared to exist where we wanted strip malls, what's another pretty geological formation?

We might be the worst neighbor in the entire universe, because we handily win that title on Earth.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Nowhere to park here 😡

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago (6 children)

There's actually a settlement down there already, they have to get their mail delivered by pack mule from the top of the canyon's post office

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

But this has a massive Walmart!

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's the Amazon deliver time?

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

They just throw it down the side of the cliff

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

The mail is all junk mail! Extended warranty on my mule??

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Must be from California, loves to build on flood plain instead of high ground.

[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 15 points 10 months ago

I threw up in my mouth a little

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seriously though. We Europeans joke about the US a lot, but one thing I'll always envy/admire is your National Parks. You have to protect those at all costs.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

If Trump gets back in, they'll all be leased for oil development.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Okay that is not the Grand Canyon. The is the Vermilion Cliffs which is just up river from the Grand Canyon NP.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I know this is just a joke, but having at least an "alpine" or "mountain" coaster down to the bottom could save many lives.

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[–] NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] oce@jlai.lu 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seasonal amusement park you say?

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[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But think of how cool it would look during the flash food.

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[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

A) It's a National Park and you wouldn't be able to have a city esp with a Walmart on a National Park.

B) Like 90% of Arizona is untouched wilderness and undeveloped. Why would you want to develop at the bottom of the GC when you could develop literally anywhere else in the state? The cost of transporting construction materials, given that there aren't any roads from the surface to the bottom, not to mention logistics for people living and working in the Canyon, would be astronomical.

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Not to mention that if it rains it becomes a big swimming pool

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah but 'Canyon Condos' is a great name, sooo.. /j

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

You want to be the big swinging dick in the penthouse that has a view barely above the top of the canyon obviously

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[–] casmael@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

It’s got city water and a sewer line - looks like a Walmart waiting to happen

[–] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[–] errer@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is AI generated, I can tell by the pixels and having done many AIs in my time

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

You mean there isn't a real Walmart in the Grand Canyon?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, whoever posted that has clearly never been to the grand canyon.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I have, in fact, been to the Grand Canyon. I also thought it was funny.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Insert Joni Mitchell lyrics here.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Or Joan Baez.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Just tell people there is gold/oil/some kind of rare earth elements there, people will start flocking, turning the area into a city overnight. Unless of course the government does not allow development on that area. Though I do wonder what would be lost aside from a beautiful view if people do start building a city in grand canyon itself?

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Trump did remove national parks from the protection of exploration for oil and resources. He has also said in his "1 day of being a dictator" he would drill drill drill!

So I imagine in his new America there could be oil rigs in all of the national parks much like they are throughout Northwestern Texas.

[–] Facelesscog@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Give them time.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Whst the fuck is wrong with people. Just leave us and the grandcanyon and nature alone.

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