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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 109 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Those would be au pain to wear in France.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 8 months ago
[–] ours@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Basguettes ("basquette" is French slang for sneakers)

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

🎶$5 footlongs🎶

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 17 points 8 months ago
[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Your feet look inbread.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Best Caption

[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Those loafers sure are a pain.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago
[–] Buildout@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Pictured: World War I soldier afflicted with French foot.

[–] cecinestpasunbot@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are those the five dollar foot longs I’ve heard so much about?

Don’t run a race in those. If things get heated you’re toast.

But seriously, you should wash your socks. They look a little crusty.

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

French sandals

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 8 months ago

My Bunions are killing me

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I was bread to run.

[–] Million@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago
[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Definitely showing signs of being in bread

[–] mrchampion@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I got my new jays and I'm bready to roll.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Fit cross buns

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

French clogs seem way more comfortable.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 8 months ago

bready for anything in your loafers

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fuck, I did it again.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Quels sont ces?!

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

No time to explain, stick these loaves on your feet.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

She said that she loves feet, and she is hungry!

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You breader keep those shoes dry

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Your move, Charlie Chaplin.

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] h_ramus@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Bready McBread Pain

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Just bought a new pair of Feet Wellingtons

[–] pastabatman@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

"How do I get rid of foot yeast?"

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That is one strange looking crocs.

[–] LoraxEleven@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] ji17br@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Just needs some toe jam.

[–] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Complete waste of food.

[–] jflorez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Don’t go to a sauna with a yeast infection

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

BakenDuds - The brand with the four stripes.

[–] Ipodjockey@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

We knew that fungus was humanity's eventual downfall. We didn't know it was going to be yeast infections.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

“A lot of people called me crazy. Well, who’s laughing now?”

[–] noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

When you're poor in France and need to keep your feet dry.

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