this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
203 points (98.6% liked)

Funny

6829 readers
427 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] bentsea@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what they claim, but have you looked into it? It's all about the racism with Elves. Elven child isn't perfect, maybe born with Dwarfism? Sent to a Gnomish village and any connection is denied.

Dirty fuckin knife-ears.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Gnomes are what Elves want to be, clearly.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)


Hmm, have you considered the fascinating field of horticultural decorations?

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The gnomes from Fable 3 got it real good, just hiding out and hurling insults at passers-by

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Up until the Hero comes along.

It might be nice, but is it worth getting tracked down and shot in the balls? Cause the third time I hear "Ya gotta good ass! For kickin'!", I start taking out my frustrations.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Well of course, if you’re not good enough at your job, you’ll be fired (at)

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Same major, just different career path

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

We don't speak of the Keeblers.

A Keebler is not born, they are chosen. They drink of the lifemilk of lesser species. If you listen closely, you can hear the screams.

Don't approach the Tree. Don't fall for their deceitful delicious odors. And for the love you may have for those you leave behind, never accept a cookie.

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"Why don't you take a gap century to figure stuff out?"