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Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot
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this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!
When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town
I can hear the harrumph of judgement.
Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.
Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.
Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.
#JusticeForHarry
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edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"
Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.
Give us some time to watch it.
Sorry, my dude, I can't believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!
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Makes you look stupid for not returning yours
I wish
In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...
Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.
Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.
Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.
Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back
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Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.
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