Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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From thier harts, man, come on๐
Nothing hurts more than the "Jesus cares" stare.
Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed
Thatโs the Dutch ๐ณ๐ฑ flag, not the French ๐ซ๐ท one
From Jesuis perspective, it's le French.
I mean.... it's kinda both when you look at it ๐
Ohhh now it makes perfect sense
Needs more baguette!
Thanks DALL-E
More baguette you say?
Well that's fucking glorious.
Have another, Avengers: Baguette
I do have too much fun with this
Also he steals her child
Damn the Bible really is brutal
"Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!
Mercy, s'il vous plaรฎt... Mer... Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"
Luke 2:1-20
could be worse like making her american
Only the fallen one can work such evils.
I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesusโ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.
Firemen? That's probably related...
JE SUIS JESUS
Je sus
american canadian
Je suce ma bite.
canadian american
I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate
Beat me to it
TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER
Jesus turning the girls gay.
Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he's absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af
He's sucking the French outta them
He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks
He's giving her a sign to just surrender already.
Je suis un ananas.
NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.
When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.
Looks more Dutch than French to me.
Ooh La La!
France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?
Jesus is holding baby jesus
Ooooohhhhโฆ. Thatโs a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this
Being not French maybe?
Is the baby France?
I mean why do you think she's crying?
I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall...?
Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!
No worse fate.