Respectability Rule : 196

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 228 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

creampie goblin

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

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[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

HAH

I'm lab grown

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)

or

You! Tuber!

[–] colorlessness@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.

Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.

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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

👌👌👌

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 83 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Socially acceptable, How about this song from the classy 1920s:

"Oh I got nipples on my titties the size of my thumb

I got sumthin' between my legs that'll make a man cum"

I don't remember the last rest of the lyrics but damn what a banger

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

The magnificent Lucille Bogan

And here's another great one of hers

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You left out the part of the lyrics where the man is dead.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Well, not anymore

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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

sang by Nicky Minaj

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[–] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 78 points 10 months ago

[+] Paddzr@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 79 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I do when my employer questions my call out.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If my employer questioned my call out, my next call would be the union rep.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Lolz, what union?” - My Boss

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Depends on your social circles I guess.

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 23 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and it's acceptable.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Furry Discord servers

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm learning a lot today

[–] DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cums with the territory.

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

🍍

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this one

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 26 points 10 months ago

Well you got me there

[–] dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago

I know several people in the kink community who would congratulate and be enthusiastically happy for someone who said the first, but would only politely say "congrats" to the second.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A BDSM munch comes to mind.

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm ok with not knowing what that is. I'll take your word for it.

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

A munch is a non-sexual social gathering of kinky people with food.

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[+] li10@lemmy.ml 52 points 10 months ago (9 children)

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Thank you for saying that. I loathe the child free people, and I don't have kids. They're all so stringent!

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[–] redempt@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

yes that's what euphemisms are for

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

You can say anything you want to anyone, but there's usually a better way to say it.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.

Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it's "bad for my lungs". Like, ok narc smh

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

My wife got pregnant on our first try. Yes, I am that potent.

[–] Tarcion@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I love when this post/thought pops up because it just outs people who have no idea how pregnancy works.

[–] witheyeandclaw@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For real. Is the stork just chopped liver?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And no one mentions the clapping shells!

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"people", in this instance, are evidently you, which is ironically why we need more than half-assed sex ed

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago

We live in a susiety.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

And when they do get pregnant I'm the asshole for saying "congratulations on your successful ejaculation!"

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'll take girl #1, Pat.