DreadPirateShawn

Especially you. Muffins get soggy in bathwater.

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Reminder, period trackers on social media are not to be trusted... :-|

I came for the alas, stayed for the atlas.

Too horny to be horn-y.

Better vehicle, same people. 🤷🙂

...is this loss?

I'd flip your mom's position in bed.

I usually point to Sandman (Neil Gaiman) as best-in-genre, personally. But it's like any genre -- some people prefer Don Quixote, others prefer East of Eden.

You do the food crime, you do the food time.

That dude in your room is Jesus.

Excuse me sir I think you dropped your monocle. (╭ರ_•́)