this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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seems like it works as a shit post

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What tune is this supposed to go to?

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Christmas Shoes.

[–] Researchgrant@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha

[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

First real shitpost I've seen on this sub in months.

[–] mokancan@infosec.pub 5 points 10 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

[–] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.

[–] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma'am

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago

Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?