this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] jawa21@startrek.website 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I collaborated and listened.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see where you went wrong. You added "that little ting." Makes it completely different.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Far from the streets of my people!

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about, watching some good friends screaming "Let me out!”

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't Tom meant to be Nick until they realised they'd have to pay the author of that episode for every episode of Voyager?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You can't prove a thing!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

This guy SUUUUUCKS!

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I don't see it

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great, now it's going to be stuck in my head.

Guess it beats hearing the same damn Christmas songs over and over.

[–] Spot@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I worked retail I would take any earworm during the holidays that wasn't Christmas music

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It's currently jumbling around alongside "Murder at the 18th st garage" and "My Evil Plan", only occasionally getting cut into by Mariah or Wham.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(Apologies if anyone here saw me tell this story before.) I worked at a video arcade during Christmas in the 90s. I worked every single day, at least 8 hours a day- never got overtime either, but that's another story- they had a VHS tape they got from the company every month that had music videos, cartoons, etc. on it. It was on a 1-hour loop. That was the year All I Want For Christmas Is You came out. I literally heard it hundreds of times that month.

I want Mariah Carey to die of an extremely painful rectal prolapse. Like the whole intestinal system just flies right out her ass and she dies horribly. That's how much I hate her because of that song.

[–] Spot@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Hahaha!! Oh hell, I feel it. Whoever decided that looped videos and music like that, that the employees can't get away from, should have a special place dedicated to them. It should be considered a form of human torture to put employees through that.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I can't take the phrase "under pressure" seriously anymore. Same with "sound the alarm".