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[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The North Sea has 4.2, due to unfriendly crabs.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Oh, I'd have assumed it was because my country is floating in it

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago

The Pacific has 3.5 due to the garbage patch

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Who the fuck left a bad review on the Atlantic Ocean?

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago

IGN: "too much water"

[–] GobiasIndustries@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Passengers on the OceanGate submersible

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They had the batteries for a negative rating but not to control the sub?

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I'm not saying I'm afraid, but it is not only unfathomable vast but a seemingly endless dark void for you to drown in. Also full of plastic.

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Someone that got there cruise cancelled because of rough seas.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Reviews aren't verified, it says right there. No way have that many people been there

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Cigs, @UsingCigarettes

the atlantic ocean has 3.9 stars on google reviews

[A low-resolution screenshot of Google maps. The map is zoomed out to show the globe, and in the search box "Atlantic Ocean" is shown. A large 3.9 is shown under the "Review summary" section.]