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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 139 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Median and mode are 0. Mean is at 2.

A great way to teach averages.

[–] penguin@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My favourite way to teach how averages aren't always the perfect metric is:

Most people have higher than the average number of arms.

[–] zaph@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is averaging testicles and including both sexes.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The average person has less than one testicle

[–] MickeySwitcherooney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that true? The sex ratio I generally see quoted is 101:100 or 102:100 male:female. Unless more than that number of men are missing testicles.

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

For various reasons, yes, many are missing one or more testicles

I'd say testicular cancer and castration, voluntary or not, account for many of that number

[–] bric@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right, but is it more than 2 missing testicles per 102 men? Because that's what it would take to make the average less than one

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, the numbers seem to say yes

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Yeah, mutants"

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I know of these operations and have used them

But man, this really does highlight the diffs

[–] paper_clip@kbin.social 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, if you do a curve fit on that data, you'll see that US Presidents have become more criminal over time.
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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where is Joe Biden hiding all those bodies?

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to all the right-wingers...Joe Biden has masterminded the murder and coverups of thousands of murder while simultaneously being the most incompetent senile sitting president in history...while Hunter Biden has all the details documented on his laptop...

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When my wife's old laptop bit the dust, she jokingly said I should blank the hard drive put it on ebay as "hunter bidens laptop" and start the bidding at what we originally paid for the laptop.

I really thought about it but figured it would just cause trouble for us.

[–] gutternonsense@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should've just gone with "NOT Hunter Bidens Laptop"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"Definitely not Hunter Biden's Laptop"

Description: This 2021 Dell XPS 13 was definitely not owned by Hunter Biden and we do not know why you would think that. It features a 13.4" screen, which Hunter Biden most certainly did not use to look at child pornography, a 4.1 GhZ Intel Core i3-1115G4 with integrated GPU, which did not process video calls between Hunter and Joe Biden where Hunter used his connections with Joe as leverage in Burisma, 8GB LPDDR4x 4267MHz memory, which was not used to cache videos Hunter took of himself naked as he recorded them, and a 256GB PCIe NVMe SSD which ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT contain any compromising material about either Hunter or Joe Biden which would end the Biden presidency and tank any chances of re-election.

Price: $650

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Just post it as "laptop from hell" and refuse to elaborate. Some Qnut will definitely buy it

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the basement of a certain pizza place in DC.

No one would ever think to check it twice.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, that happened twice?

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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tbf accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt, so I feel like Nixon should at least have a little bit of a bar there.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was sadly never charged.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you weren't charged, but make a legally binding admission of guilt, have you committed a felony?

I feel like this is like, something they teach in some extra credit course at law school lmao

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (9 children)

It says "charged," not "committed." Every president has probably committed felonies.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Ah, you're right, it does say 'charged'.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't know, I'm not sure William Henry Harrison had time to commit any felonies while president.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I can't even fathom how many Andrew Jackson must have ranked up.

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[–] jdreben@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why take a screenshot? Why not link to the Mastodon post and let it inline render. Or does Lemmy not do inline rendering of links from Mastodon like Firefish does?

That’s a big miss / needed feature if so. Last thing we need is more taking screenshots and reposting across the internet. Fediverse is perfectly positioned to do better than that.

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

looks like this in Connect, missing its title

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess Obama was indicted for the tan suit and dijon mustard incidents

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I forgot all about that 🤭

[–] Selkie210@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Felonies Georg is adn outlier and should not have been counted

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The point is that the loser has so many charges that the average across 46 presidents, 45 of whom have zero, is now 2.

That probably also says something about the lack of accountability for US presidents because there's definitely a nonzero number of other presidents who have committed felonies.

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

fyi the comment you're replying to is a reference to Spiders Georg

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, it's been so long since I heard that, it passed completely over my head.

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

~~Covfefe?~~

~~But seriously you've had a stroke get that shit checked out. ~~

TIL about a tumblr meme

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

it's a reference to spiders georg

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop the timeline, please. I want to get off.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We're riding this baby into the ground. Dicks out and bottoms up boys and girls.

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[–] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

MAGAts can't read

Adjusted for accuracy

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Remember this when our hyper-capitalist politicians and CEOs crow about what a "wealthy nation" we are despite this:

https://www.vox.com/policy/2023/3/8/23618237/homelessness-tent-encampments-housing-affordable

And this: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-24/two-in-three-can-t-cover-400-emergency-in-us-suze-orman-survey

We look wealthy statistically because of this: https://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/18/the-wealthiest-10percent-of-americans-own-a-record-89percent-of-all-us-stocks.html

We're just a gold plated cesspool of greed, exploitation, and greed worship.

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[–] Ejh3k@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder what the average would be if they were charged with the crimes they actually did order done?

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