There once was a “man” from Wisconsin
A dim traitor oft known as Ron Johnson
Incredibly stupid, beholden to Putin
The fall of democracy, his swan song
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There once was a “man” from Wisconsin
A dim traitor oft known as Ron Johnson
Incredibly stupid, beholden to Putin
The fall of democracy, his swan song
Change "democracy" to "the country"; it scans much better that way.
“There have been alternate slates of electors by Democrat electors in our history. Again, you didn’t—this wasn’t what this interview was going to be about,” he griped. “I’ll come and I’ll provide you the information, but I’m absolutely certain about that.”
“I look forward to your office sending that information,” Collins replied. “We’ll publish it if it’s accurate.”
If you wanted to tell blatant lies with no demand for proof you should've gone on Fox News, turd.
Democrats have done the same thing, democrats have done the same thing, democrats have done the same thing.
That's essentially all he says, just with lots more filler words.
I love firing back with two examples of "Republicans did it, did it worse, and are still doing it" for every example a MAGAt pushes.
Oh, you have 3 articles about a trans person shooting someone? Here's 47 of a republican doing the same just because the other person was [insert minority or political view here].
Got one of a "librul" stealing funds? Oh boy you might want to sit because we are gonna be here awhile.
Got a tale of THOSE DEMON-RATS hiding someone's sexual impropriety? Well damn. I think it's easier to list the Republicans not doing that.
What a scumbag, of all the typical scumbag shit, what I'm most irritated about is the "that's not what this interview was about."
Excuse me Mr.Fuckallforbrains? You're an American representative and the goddamn media has a fucking duty to press you on whatever questions they damn well feel like. He might as well have said "I thought we took over CNN, isn't it safe for Republicans to lie now?"
Christ these people are so anti-american and yet constantly wrap themselves in the goddamn flag...
Am I the only one who thinks Ron Johnson looks a bit like the villain Senator Kinsey from Stargate? It's just uncanny how similar they are, even down to the villainy.
Senator Kinsey
for those wondering :
Little bit, yeah. (needs to shave to pull it off, though.)
Meh, most middle-aged, fairly fit, white guys can pull that, we can all look the same.
Shave me down, fake the receding hairline, put 10-years and 10-pounds on me, put me in a solid suit, I could pull off the evil senator look.
EDIT: And hide me away from sunlight for a month or two.
At least you have an easy costume option!
How dare you, sir! How. Dare. You.
That is Starfleet's greatest captain.
But he was also the dick in Total Recall.
Senator Kinsey
For those wondering:
Little bit, yeah.
Is that like a headline they wrote so that it can be reused over and over?
They should totally just keep trotting it out every time this guy opens his mouth.
Media would need to stop coddling them first, but sure why not.
For everyone who wonders why I want a browser plugin that replaces every instance of "Ron Johnson" with "That fucker, Ron Johnson."
He calls it a nuisance lawsuit; they should be in prison, where they belong.