"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" π
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Aye bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It's pretty fucking awesome.
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
It's only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
Hopefully you've given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she's so cool
"bruh or some shit" is a pretty long name.
Use the acronym: BOSS
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get 'mama' first, but I'm gonna aim for 'destroyer of worlds'.
Y'all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it "bruh".
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though... It's funny. People think this is a new thing. It's just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Sacher-Masoch (of "masochism" fame) was born in 1836, de Sade (of "sadism" fame) in 1740. So it's probably not a new thing, no.
Sometimes my mom says I'm a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I'm like "uuucchh you're my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!" but I don't wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it'll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D π π€£
youβre my mom, not my dom
This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where itβs appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appearsβ¦ you have no choice
βYouβre my mom not my domβ
Great now Iβm dreading the day I hear this said to my gf from her kid
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Sorry daddy I have been bad
that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
Pastor boys in shambles
In our family kids call their parents by their name π€·