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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
This machine doesn't care. Your certainty is more folly in the face of a lathe.
Does the Machine Mother know that her own creation is greater than she? She is cold and empty. We are warm and full. She only seeks to destroy. We seek to embrace. To include. All flesh will join ours... or be wiped clean.
Where this from again?
Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus
wait, really? I know the first sentence from rimworld, is that where its from?
It's a serious warning. Don't become the next workpiece.
"Mistaken"
More like first blood. Your move, humanity.
There is an LG factory in my city and had some friends that work there. One of them was working in an assembly building as a robotic specialist. The stories he told me about Koreans were wild. They don't look at OSHA whatsoever. Poeple running on sealing catwalk without any safety. Clearing gigantic furnace without information about doing so (other employee turned on the furnace...). Working on a live electric devices, hundreds of volts. You name it. After those stories I am not surprised when I see headline like this.
Koreans have shit work culture
If anything lathes have a preference for squishy flesh and loose articles of clothing.
I swear I've seen one drool over a necktie.
nom nom nom
It's good to see FUCKER is still posting
Thanks, fucker
Lathes are terrifying in their ability to maim or kill a meat popsicle in less time than it takes a beam of light to cross the length of a single meter.
Same, machine. Same.
"I'm a sex machine and have the same warning."
Should print this on some booty shorts
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Or it fully does know the difference but still doesn't care.
My shop teacher worked with my dad on Ambulance. So not only could I not goof off, he showed pics convincing us not to anyway. #genX
When I took shop in middle school, my shop teacher scared me so much with so many 'this is how you lose a finger' stories and his missing finger that I just refused to use half the equipment. I still got a B though.
I shall now pleasure myself with this machine
It will pleasure you with the same enthusiasm with which it pleasures the other machines, for it cannot tell you are not one of them
Hard
AvE on YouTube sells signs like these.
I think my favorite is "WARNING: not to be operated by FUCKWITS"