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[–] carnimoss@lemmings.world 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

PO-TAY-TOES

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

This suddenly sounded psychopatic

[–] cicadagen@ani.social 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

İ̵̡̨̡̛͇͙̹̳̯͍̮͕̝̪͚̪̜̝̮̥͓̳͓̦̝͔̭̰͕̩͕̗͚͓̗̩͈͇͛̌́̈́̓̆́́̽͊̿͑̅͜͠ͅ ̷̨̧̢̛̛̞̤̘̯̮̘̬͎͐̊͐̏͒̅̾͛̈̇͑̄͐̋̿̌͗̉̿̕ͅr̴̡̨̧̨̛̳̭̻͕͈̖̖̞̳̖̠͉͈̼͇̬͕̬̒̾̐̋̽̈̀̾͆̾̂̒͂̒͑̔͊̏̋͋̈́̃͋͒̀̐̄̍͛̚͘͝͝͝e̴̢̡̛̛̻̜̯͍̤̖̭̳̦̫͎̞͓̣͖̜̤̱̗̣̙̫͊͂̔́̀̈́͆͂̈́̎̊̂̎̾̇͛̎̈́̌͊̎̔̋̈́̓̚͘͝͝͝q̷̛͍̻͗̋̊͛͋̇̽̿̀͛̏̅̇̂͊̔̏̋̽̌ͅu̶̢̨̩͍̞̩͉̥͙̥̜̭̻̝̪̭̹̞̺̫̱̳̬̙̫̦̜̺͇̘̜̻̜̹̣̎̀́̍͌̎̍́́̋̓̓͂̋́̍̌̋̚̕͝ͅi̷̛̛̗̙̱̝̼͇͚̩̬̻̰͎̮͓̥͙̲̍͌̍͑̅͊̾̓̈̊̌͐̈̿͛͑͛͑͐͂̕̚͜͠͠͝͝͠ř̸̢̲̗͕̱͔̰̬͙͙͚̗̝͙̙̳̬̞̦̳̪̙̯̬̱̲͔͎͓͑̍̀̇̾̀́̽͜͜ͅe̴̛̛̛͍̼̔̎̈́͂̌͛͒͑̃̊͂̒̉̆͆̽́̈̌̾̾́̈́͑̽̈́̊͌̈́͘̕̕͘ ̷̡̢̧̛̭͇͙̬̘̯̻͖̲̘̘͍͍̳̥͍̠̤͎͙͈̤͇̬̦̞͆̃̆̌̉̎͐͗͛̉̎͗́̔̆̍̈́̓̊̅̋̋̽͊̽̍̆̏̆̂͌̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͝ş̸̡̧̡̡̛̖̩̲̟̲̙͎̞͍̝͕̹͚̻̠͍̙̪̖̭͓̤̝̟͕͓͓̱͈̠̩̠̼͊̿͆̄͂͊́̅͒̉̎̿͗͂̋͌̀̏ͅở̶͍̖̦͉̹̠̻͓̩͕̤͈͉̞̗͂̂͂̈̕̚͝ͅi̴̡̡̮̦̺̮̣̫̮͍̯̰̜͇̬̠̮͈̱̗̘̯̳̮̗̠̩̳̱͂̂̽͊͗̉͋̃͑͛̊͐̒̑͐͌̂͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅl̶̨̡̛̥͈̞̲̟̭̞̬͈̬͖͔̖͈̖̺̘͚̞̼̯̭̪͈̥̙̱̝̝͚͕̱̊̓̉͌̉͒͆͆̎͌̓̈́̃̿̒̍̌́́̿̾͐̓̐̀̑̅͘͜͠,̶̤̲͓̬̖̠̣̣̅́̉̈́͗͗̆̽̑͂̈̉̊̀̍̐̒̀͂͐́͛͛͑̀̌̕̕̕͝ ̵̫͓̲̗̦͔̞̔͌͑̅̒̂̓̅̏̿͊̀̄̊̏͑̕J̸̨̧̡̥͕͎̣͙̱̪͉̩̭͙͇̙̝̲͉̝̬̗̬̯͈͔̲͚̰̼̗́͋̓̈́̅͆̄̂̇̈́̿̂̎̉̒̎͌̃̊̏̂͐̑̏͑͊̎͝ö̶̧̧̢̨̡̬̦̱̤͔͎̰̼̥̩̲̬̱̮̹͔͎̱͙̗͉̤͚̭̋̾́̋͌̆̏͂̓͗͘͠n̸̨̛̲̟̩͎̖̳͖̠̺̽̇̋́̍̔́͋̑̀͗̔͛̽̓́̓̒̓̿̓͋̋͋̾̇͆͂̂̔͘͘̚͝

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

me when curly fry:

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] drasticpotatoes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago

I’m so glad everyone loves me.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

The Conquest of ~~Bread~~ French Fries.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Obligatory shout-out to !potatoism@lemmy.world. Feel free to crosspost there.

[–] weker01@feddit.de 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does crossposting on lemmy work? I've never done it...

Click the Two squares button that says crosspost.

[–] holyopt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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Potatoes are awesome, so many different and delicious ways to prepare them.

[–] lagomorph@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

I am so fucking hungry

We need more hungryposts on this sublemmy

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like potatoes, but hate most French fries

[–] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's okay there's plenty of other ways to enjoy potatoes even if fries aren't your thing. That's the good thing about potatoes, they're very versatile in what you can make with them.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

It's not even that I hate fries either, it's just that all fast food and most restaurants don't do them well. I'll eat cube shaped mini fries, thick and moist fries, or nothing. Potatoes are great though, only rivaled by onions for me.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

i just think they're neat

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Potato is a vegetable

Tomato is a fruit

[–] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

They're more similar than one might think.

Did you know that you can make a Pomato plant with potatos underneath and tomatoes above by grafting them together?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-59FfmsTA

Definitely pretty cool.

Also Potatoes do grow little red berries that look like cherry tomatoes, just don't try eating them, they're poisonous and taste terrible and bitter.

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

May I introduce you to cats and dogs

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Naw, potatoes are better. They also taste better