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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where did we learn this canon fact?

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Besides the dual stream confirmation in Discovery, I believe it's in Enterprise that we first learn that Klingons have two of every organ.

And I believe I recall a throw away line of confirmation (of the double organs) in Picard.

I'm honestly surprised if Lower Decks hasn't dealt with the topic yet.

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Klingons have two of every organ.

The Skin is an organ, not just an organ but the largest organ.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That explains the facial folds.

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

And also why mother Klingons carry their young by gripping the loose skin on the back of their necks... no wait, I'm confusing Klingons with something else, aren't I?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not canon, but there was a fan theory that the changes occurred after the tribbles were transported aboard the Klingon ship in TOS.

[–] hessianerd@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] logicaltuvok@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

plays Toccata in Vitamin D

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"Klingons are like onions."

"You mean they smell bad?"

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a scene in Disco that heavily implies it, where we see the silhouette of a Klingon drainin' the lizard and there are two distinct streams.

But, hey, maybe they just woke up or something.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So that dude from Reddit with two dicks is really just half Klingon?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] evatronic@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's one of those fakes that I really, really wanted to be true. Because I wanted to see that shit in person. Or at least, in porn.

Oh, imagine the porn that could've been. What a loss for society.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

If we survive as a species, the chances of that exact attribute being developed is greater than zero.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Maybe they have just two urethra, rather than two complete sets?

Good ol' snake eyes

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Two-Eyed Willy? 🏴‍☠️

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Neelix never looked the same after they killed Tuvix.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

They write their name in the snow with a drop shadow? 😱🤌🏼

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*cannon

It's in the title of the post. Canon would be if something would be verified in the Star Trek universe. Which this is, sure, but think about it: it's much more likely to be a comment on the girth and power of Klingon instruments

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

I think the joke is more about how the Chinook helicopter has two sets of rotors.