I doubt you're gonna keep your job with those tabs opened π€¨
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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Also 19k+ unread mail. Yikes!
Right?? Those are amateur numbers.
I deleted 36,000 after a coworker complained that I was way over the storage limit.
I'm still over the limit, I just don't care enough to delete 22k more
OP doesn't have the energy to deal with all of Ryan's bullshit emails
That gmail ui looks like 10 years old
It likely is. The browser UI is also really old.
Feels like Vista
Just look at the classic Google logo!
You donβt say dear, just βRyan,β
Dear is just to apply a 2x multiplier on the sass level.
I like to go a step further and say "Per my email dated xx/xx/xxxx (attached)..."
Then attach a .eml file of referenced email. Yes, I'm that petty.
Naa, make 'em work for it.
The xvideos tab π
Not even the most offensive one.
I will ignore Martin again, who cares if he implies that I'm an idiot, let him say whatever he wants to say while I keep on actively not engaging with him and his "I am the center of OUR universe" toxic tone.
So who's the real idiot now, bitch?
in all honesty though, regardless of what Martin did, I would probally ignore an email that started with giant cyan blue font as well lol
Sincerely, fuck you.
"Please review the attached guide, which can be conveniently found on our website." This translates to, "Stop wasting my time by asking me basic fucking questions that you could easily find the answers to on your own!"
Donβt forget to add some bullshit logos as attachments in your signature.
Yo....I accidentally deleted it from my Bin.
Oh shit, hurts when I catch that one. I try to be more diplomatic.
"Nah, same thing we were talking about last week. Nothing's really changed since then."