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[–] livie@iusearchlinux.fyi 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the sound would be horrible... I need to try this

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think kazoos would work, they need you to hum to begin with rather than just airflow.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A good moaning will do

I'm pretty sure moaning, whimpering, and forcefully suppressed screams will do the trick.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Safe word is the entirety of a Weird Al accordion solo.

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought Weird Al was the spice.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's the spice, the safe word and the spirit. Weird Al is all. Weird Al is infinite. Weird Al is life.

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Repated: I think this is it, but my state requires ID now to visit these sites and fuck if I'm gonna do that.

CW Obviously nsfw

https://xhamster.com/videos/harmonica-gag-i-d-hate-this-if-it-wasn-t-so-damned-hilario-14454862

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What sort of theocratic hellhole state do you live in? Utah?

The south actually, but you know, they all like to copy each other's methods even if they all think the other is the wrong religion.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Virginia for me. Same issue. VA is pretty purple though, so hopefully it won't last.

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LMFAO "Don't dribble in my harmonica." Thanks for that.

And sorry about the state of your state. As far as porn goes, that video was pretty tame and hardly even porn. Sure there are some titties and mild fetishism but the ad that preceded the video was more hardcore. There wasn't even a swear word (other than the voice-over ad in the beginning) in the video! I'd say this video is almost wholesome and definitely hilarious, it should be shared and enjoyed, not denied by prudes and puritanical authoritarians.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

My state also has this law. It's not about the content of any particular video, it's that the site primarily hosts "inappropriate" content largely. It's super easy to get around with a VPN though. I don't see the purpose. (Well, I do see the purpose, but it isn't about function, it's about signaling to their base.)

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

The absolute uncontrollable wheeze laughing that you have foisted upon me...

Thank you so much for this.

I love how at one point the dude just gives up trying to make porn because it's so fucking funny.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get yourself a clown girlfriend. Or don’t. What do I know?

[–] prayer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

The clifestyle

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

For more fun, try slide whistles, spinner whistles, or the squeakers from some rubber chickens!

The squeakers from rubber chickens are awesome, for sure. Lots of silly fun times

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

First look had me thing those were pipes...hang on, I think I got a gas mask too...

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly reminds me of this (SFW):

https://youtu.be/ljKO0R84YXg

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dank promo.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure those kazoos are mounted backwards.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Depends how you like it.