Say “Lord Jesus” backwards and you get “sausage roll”
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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SuSeJ'd Rol
Close enough 😂
Drol
Which, in Afrikaans, means turd.
I'm not surprised. I speak Dutch.
That poor penis
That’s what they’re supposed to look like right? … right?
I'm a sausage maker and this image is blasphemous, please delete now or the Würstermünster will curse you.
Sus
Try saying sus backwards, the result will amaze you.
edge
Susej yass
Jesus backwards
Good job!
I love a good polish sausage.
I also love a good sausage polish
Passion of the Kraut.
Passion of the wurst kind
"Suzz-eej."
Or "soosseh" in Spanish.
"Sausage" backwards is "jisauce."
jisauce, bichael here
No, this isn't right. This needs more grease.
God backwards loves Jesus backwards
Especially the Scooby Doo one
Laughed way more than I should have.
It is because of this fact I now write it like this in my shopping list.
Lay his sweet head to rest in a bed of sauerkraut.