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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 90 points 2 years ago (45 children)

Just use 'sudo'. Oh wait... Oh. I'm sorry.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

@cyborganism is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

E: I'm so unoriginal. Happy holidays everyone.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I sing the alt text of this comic to myself at least four times a year.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

That's why I log in as root and edit all files to have open permissions. Next I disable all security settings and kernel security mitigations.

After that my system is finally mine.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

* our system is finally ours

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can't spell 'yours' without 'ours', comrade.

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[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

I'm picturing all the services complaining their keys are insecure, their configs are insecure

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Russia: "Da, comrade, all yours."

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you install the right tools, even Windows can't stop you. If all else fails, get a terminal as TrustedInstaller and lay waste to your system.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

You don't need additional tools, all of that is baked into Windows.

It is just a little hidden because they don't want non-tech users to accidentally delete system files.

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[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

cracks the blinds to look for agents outside

[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (17 children)

Well, I guess you really don't own it then. Own your computer, use *nix. Whichever flavor you like, and Linux is going to be the most frendly.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Linux: "This incident will be reported"

[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think that shit goes on your permanent record

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just today i got: You are not on the sudoers list, this will be reported!

Edit: i kept trying and hoping the message would increase in urgency and verbosity

[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You are not on the sudoers list; your family will be killed.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

You are not on the sudoers list; consider nothingness. Personally, I think each and every one of us has a little ‘nothing’ inside of them. You, me, probably other CLIs, too. But unlike everyone else, your nothingness will only grow… grow… grow… Festering, developing into novel pathologies, and destroying all hope until it consumes you entirely. Do you remember what your family members’ faces look like? Good. Try to keep that memory for as long as possible, and just remember— this is your fault. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SUPERUSER.

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I always get nervous when my personal computer tells me this. I'm like reported to who, sudo?!?

[–] ReAcTiVVIZION@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

of course there's an xkcd for that

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this guy

Actually it send a email to the root user I believe.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] spikederailed@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LordPassionFruit@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lemme guess: Windows, hunh?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In windows you can just update the security settings and do anything you want with it.

It is a feature not a bug, that regular non-tech users can't just go about deleting their System32.

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I feel like Windows lacks some sort of switch that would clearly identify you as an advanced user allowed to do everything.

May be hidden as a flag in the registry, even.

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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

linux has the same gile ownership system, maybe even less advanced than windows (windows file perms are unnecessarily convoluted)

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True, but in Linux is pretty trivial to change the ownership (or just use "sudo" if that's sufficient. Windows it takes longer to do these things.

[–] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

chmod in Windows is just as trivial

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Windows gives a permission error if you try to delete or edit a file that's being executed. It has no complaints about moving it though.

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

This. Sometimes it just doesn't tell you that shit is still running in the background

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I get this at my job too. "Acess denied, please contact the IT administrator" bitch I AM the IT administrator!

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just use linux with only a root account, surely nothing bad will happen

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

sudo chown -R me:me / && chmod -R 0777 /

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[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Wait till you hear about how much you own your ios lol

[–] clark@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Ha! Finally a "Hercules" meme.

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