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Linux: "This incident will be reported"
I think that shit goes on your permanent record
Just today i got: You are not on the sudoers list, this will be reported!
Edit: i kept trying and hoping the message would increase in urgency and verbosity
You are not on the sudoers list; your family will be killed.
You are not on the sudoers list; consider nothingness. Personally, I think each and every one of us has a little ‘nothing’ inside of them. You, me, probably other CLIs, too. But unlike everyone else, your nothingness will only grow… grow… grow… Festering, developing into novel pathologies, and destroying all hope until it consumes you entirely. Do you remember what your family members’ faces look like? Good. Try to keep that memory for as long as possible, and just remember— this is your fault. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SUPERUSER.
…removed.
I always get nervous when my personal computer tells me this. I'm like reported to who, sudo?!?
https://xkcd.com/838/
of course there's an xkcd for that
Everything has a xkcd, if it doesn't check again
Actually it send a email to the root user I believe.
To root themselves
I am root.
To the NSA, obviously..
Ms. Do, first name Sue