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[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It gets worse to put it through google translate... google translation of the image paints a far less politically correct translation.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

You mean better!

[–] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Help... suck dick

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago

So conversational Chinese then?

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson skit on naughty names...

"Our Russian exchange student, Sukmeyov."

[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

It must have been Steven Colbert’s mother in law Munchma Quchi

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one with those dreams

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

What do you expect from the 'Whore Manual 2023 edition'? This year's edition has a lengthy foreward by Kim Kardashian

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Finally the translations we really need

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

So…it was a lucid dream, I’m guessing.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not very helpful without pinyin.

[–] Winter8593@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think this is for Chinese to English, not the other way

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That makes so much sense, I am shocked that I didn't think of it.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Unintentional Berserk reference

[–] teft@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Here I was spending my time learning phrases like "where is the bathroom" and "How much does the milk cost" in my second language.

They go hard in japan I guess.>

[–] the_fuzz@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s Chinese, not Japanese.

[–] teft@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Greek, French, Spanish,... whatever pleases you

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Could you bring me a gyro then please

[–] Donger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

ITT: Redditors that don't know about sex trafficking

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Other people have that dream too?

[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

The horse's owner in my dream only spoke Chinese. I wish I would have had this with me at the time.