According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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"Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus" is such a great line π
Glad to see your still here lol
Thanks lol, right back atya π
Or the "stick it in but don't orgasm" method.
Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.
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So the lesbians are avoiding "Prego" as well?
What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?
ΒΏPregante?
pergnat
pergananant
Wait⦠is this a deep cut? Why does this seem familiar?
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Also the "gf is prego" greentext: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/cmAozRrICJ
Hahahaha, this was what I was thinking of. Thanks!
Or people who can't have hormonal birth control but don't want to get pregnant =)
Yes because it's a well known fact that if a woman has problems with hormonal birth control then her partner automatically is unable to wear condoms.
My partner and I always use condoms, but it is nice knowing where I'm at in my cycle. It helps to know how paranoid I should be since I live in a red state.
I don't trust one method of birth control. We've talked about him getting a vasectomy, and I'll probably be getting a microscope.
...a microscope? π€
To check for sperm. The body can heal in amazing ways, which can include reversing a vasectomy.
Micropenis
No thanks, I already ate.
That's fair. Before my V my partner was pretty anxious. Plus the few times she's had to have the morning after pill the surge of hormones has fucked her cycle for best part of a year agtert
PSA: this is a reminder that no birth control method is fully bullet proof and that it's perfectly valid to want to use condoms and track ovulation cycles at the same time.
Also, vasectomy.
No, but maybe they still want to know when they can go at it without one. At least thats what my wife and me are doing.
That's between my sister-in-law and her husband XD
My wife and I don't have to worry about pregnancy! (Planned) child is due in April =)
There are copper IUD's as an alternative too
My sister has one! They seem like a pretty good option
They're pretty awesome. I think they can stay for 10 years, and it's a relatively quick out-patient procedure to have it placed/removed. No hormones, and like 99% effective
Gods, that sounds awful! I feel for those people... It's difficult/stressful enough otherwise. Those of you have my sympathies.
Same hat (m, f partner can't can't take it) wrap it up!
Why are the lesbians not having period sex? It helps the cramps.
To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it's going to get really nasty real fast.
Sex is full of stinky body fluids already. My gf and I use a black towel to prevent stains when she is on her period.
Sex isn't supposed to be squeaky clean.
Leabians avoiding 2 periods?
With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn't it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)
This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month π
I still don't fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you'd have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.
Routine and anticipation enjoyers
Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!
Wait why aren't you doing it on holidays π lmao
They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know π€·
You forgot swingers trying to fuck other people.
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