When else do you get the opportunity to waffle stomp?
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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Stormdrain grate
so nasty
if anything do it for the sheer shitisfaction of the stomp
Me, at the table, in the restaurant "I'm shitting right now. I haven't actually stopped shitting for twenty years"
Don't-stop dump December
Mariah I've been begging you to let me go for decades please let me free from your clutches
It's saving water and helping the environment
It’s disgusting, but I have to admit… now I’m curious about the claim’s validity. 🤔
Not to mention, for some of us, it might be easier to have a garbage disposal in the tub.
A typical low flow toilet flushes about 1.6 to 1.8gal these days. Normal shower heads flow at about 2gpm.
1.6/2 = 0.8min, * 60sec/min = 48 seconds
Assuming that you are not effectively washing yourself while ijln the middle of waffle stomping. As long as you can waffle stomp in less than 48 seconds, it is a net gain for water usage.
Granted it would initially be difficult to start waffle stomping… 48 seconds seems like plenty of time to get it down with practice.
Can’t speak of the sanitation aspect of doing it though, as I can’t imagine it’s safe.
You can't rush a good shit
This is why they had to close the shower we had at work
Plumbers love this guy.
I've heard of this in a meme context for years, but do people actually do this?? I must know.
Yes. The poop comes easier squatting and it goes to the same sewer system so I don't see a reason not to shit in shower.
I am picturing bits of smelly corn perpetually floating at the top of the p-trap under the shower drain
This can be fixed by shitting in your hand and then throwing the turd in toilet
No worries, I clean it regularly.
It clogs easier as the shower drain is not designed the same as the toilet. Eventually it will clog and you will have to pay for a plumber. Get a fucking stool to use for squatting, they work great and will save you money.
FFS.