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Fusioning with the atoms of the wall next to me. So parts would stay me, others would just transform into very high density stone or something. The meat may fall off or needs to be cut off, luckily my head would be completely inside the wall.

I am one with my bookshelves. Unfortunately the Steam Deck hasn't fared well.

I've merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.

I might be stuck in the floor since I'm laying on a mattress on my left side.

My ass is now on the ground instead of a chair, ow

I'm european, so it doesn't affect me at all.

Ow!

My cat Ralph is not gonna be happy about that.

I die with my body stuck in the foundation. Now my house is gonna be all stinky >:(

I'm taking a shit in my bathroom cabinet now.

I instantly swapped chair in the dining room.

I'm still on the couch, slightly further away from my wife.

I am in the vacuum of space.

My husband is very happy, but he also dies (in his video game)

I am now sitting on the laptop my company gave for work, most likely breaking it. Which is unfortunate, but I can probably just request another.

Whose left? If I'm lying on my left side do I go straight down?

I'm pooping. Two feet to my left is a wall. I'd be inside the wall D:

I'm now outside the train going 200km/h and have a nice, hard and long fall in half a second to look forward to.

I find myself sitting inside the end table next to the sofa, instantly destroying it along with a lamp a ukulele, and several glasses I haven't taken to the sink yet

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

I am now sitting in a different chair at the same table. I continue browsing Lemmy on my phone.

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

Two very pissed off cats.

Fuck, I'm merged with the side of the sofa, and my cat's ass sticks out of my chest. I don't care already though, she mixed with my heart and lungs.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.