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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is what mental illness looks like.

[–] b0rlax@beehaw.org 6 points 9 months ago

Generational trauma for sure.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

Best Country Bangers of 2023

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honk Jesus, Honk!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

IF U SAVES IF U

[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago

That's what I always say.

[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don’t dead open inside

[–] MistressKitty@pawb.social 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Aww man, I miss that sub.

[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It truly was a treat.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Jesus Christ.

[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

[–] b0rlax@beehaw.org 3 points 9 months ago

Exactly!

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

Good Dont Dead Open Inside material for sure.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Jesus take the wheel

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

[–] Tourma@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

AI bumper stickers.

[–] Oddbin@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Demon possession. Better find some pigs.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honk je shushonk.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ

[–] BeardyGrumps@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 4 points 9 months ago

Jesus.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Same energy.

[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 3 points 9 months ago (6 children)

It's like Stockholm Syndrome with these people.

They're in love with their oppressor.

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[–] tentaclius@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

[–] BellaDonna@mujico.org 3 points 9 months ago

Honk JesuShonk

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

Religion is a personal thing..

This guy: hold my beer

[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.

Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Blessed are the cheese makers

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[–] WbrJr@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

I think they are atheist. Or at least they have a strong feeling about religion, can't quite pin it though

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