But what if you don't trust yourself?
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing
i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it
Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:
You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.
I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.
just a tip: i believe you can embed images using 
I sure as shit don't trust me. LOL