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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 117 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"You're straight? I- I never knew. That must have been so hard for you."

[leans in for hug]

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What did your parents say when you told them?"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

" You are no longer my son... because now you're my daughter and I love you unconditionally."

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's wrong with this question? Many non-straight people talk about a specific moment when they realized it fully.

[–] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too many straight people use this as the third sentence in a conversation with someone they just met though. Like, a formative moment in my psychological development is not something I'm accustomed to discussing with random strangers. It's different when it comes up in conversations with friends.

Add to that the weight of the oppressive sociocultural context that required me to have a developmental moment of revelation in the first place, instead of just, you know, being able to be whatever I am without having to wade though a pile of fear, guilt, and shame to get there. Yeah... it shouldn't be a casual question.

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I see what you mean, and yeah I agree it can be inappropriate depending on the situation.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

For me, it was that Alisha Silverstone and Liv Tyler Aerosmith video.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 year ago

It's so brave of you to be this open about who you are!

I respect your choice.

I've never been to a straight marriage before, it sounds like so much fun

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who's the man in the relationship?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What you say about my momma

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Next person who tells me "you can make it!" on my afternoon stroll around the neighborhood, because I'm young and use mobility aids, is getting a whack from said mobility aids. I'm not your inspiration porn.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude I'm 46 and run semi regularly. Every time someone on their driveway says something I want to jog up smack them and keep running.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, "every time"?

I find that so odd, like how often does it happen, and what do people say?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not every time but over 50%. It is weird. Small town behavior?

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, small town, makes sense.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Lmao at my last race a random teenager was all like "FINISH STRONG" as I was slowing down happy it was nearly over. Don't say that to folks high on adrenaline and wondering why they signed up for this please.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Nikita Redkar, @nikitadumptruck

Commenting "love is love" and "that's so inspiring!" on straight people's engagement posts

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

I think youu dropped this: 👑

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Then they just think they're ugly.