In other news, I posted volleyball for the first time in my life today and have returned with a jammed finger. Fuck. It hurts. A bit swollen so will keep iceing it.
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Pulling chilli flowers off feels rude but it's for the best little chillos I read the internets you don't have internets so I'm right.
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What's with all the crabs? I'll have a lobster please.
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Thanks bacon. I've got the best bottle of bubbles that money can buy for under $10 to have with.
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Good thing I’m not allergic to shellfish. A nice prawny Tom Yum please.
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Perfection
Feeling crabby this morning... A platter of crabs please, and a large fruity cocktail.
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I'll take... An assortment of crabs, and a large fruit based cocktail please.
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It’s a bit off-menu, but there are lots of crabs around here, so could I have a bucket please? (And a coffee)
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Perfect, thank you! The coffee will help sober them up
Be careful with that, you don't want to let them get too sober. A bunch of drunken crabs is like a wild west bar brawl, chaotic and colorful but no one really gets hurt. Sober crabs are a whole other story. Before you know it they will have escaped the bucket, stolen the car and found their way to the nearest pizza joint, which they will take over as the head of a new crab mafia empire. And no one will be able to stop them, because pincers.
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I've been looking at the weather forecast for the next week and there is a definite theme. Possible Shower. Late Shower. Clearing Shower. The only respite we have from the showers is on Wednesday, where we will instead be graced with rain.
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I have spent far too much money on items that are not on sale…