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It’s a bit off-menu, but there are lots of crabs around here, so could I have a bucket please? (And a coffee)
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Perfect, thank you! The coffee will help sober them up
Be careful with that, you don't want to let them get too sober. A bunch of drunken crabs is like a wild west bar brawl, chaotic and colorful but no one really gets hurt. Sober crabs are a whole other story. Before you know it they will have escaped the bucket, stolen the car and found their way to the nearest pizza joint, which they will take over as the head of a new crab mafia empire. And no one will be able to stop them, because pincers.