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[–] fitgse@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Boss makes a dollar, I don't make jack.
That's why I riot - to seize the means back.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

30 minutes? Amateur. I once spent a while shift on the shitter, read a whole book and the sound of velcro when I got up at last. Ah, good old times.

[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago
[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not pushing out shit the whole time, jfc 😂

[–] PrincessZelda@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Wiping the poop texta

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I always shit
On company time

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Always upvote Danger 5

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I thought it said taking a shit during my shit. I thought it was a meta mega shit, while at work.

[–] SkyJuice@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Rookie numbers