Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Boss makes a dollar, I don't make jack.
That's why I riot - to seize the means back.
30 minutes? Amateur. I once spent a while shift on the shitter, read a whole book and the sound of velcro when I got up at last. Ah, good old times.
So, a regular shit, then?
You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.
I'm not pushing out shit the whole time, jfc 😂
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Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I always shit
On company time
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I thought it said taking a shit during my shit. I thought it was a meta mega shit, while at work.
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