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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 131 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"I think Biden is old and not my favorite, so I'll just stay home."

Meanwhile, Fascists are literally trying to create an oppressive dictatorship...

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You'd have thought we'd have learned our lesson after 2016 but maybe not, which is goddamn terrifying.

[–] Superorgizznism@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You'd think Democrats would have learned their lesson, but they haven't.

Insane that the most people take by Dem voters seems to be "everybody is an idiot except for us, why can't they see and accept that?"

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Insane that the most people take by Dem voters seems to be

If you're trying to argue you're not an idiot, using English sentences that make sense would be a good first step.

[–] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shit, that sounds serious. What's the third party everyone's gonna vote for to fix things?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In the realm of unicorn farts and leprechaun cum.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

unicorn who?

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wings are just a liberal conspiracy to make us all gay!

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And to forget about JESUS. If Jesus didn't need wings, why do planes?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because planes are a product of the devil? Fallen angels need to make their own wings.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you considered writing textbooks for Texas/Florida?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, because I know I could never compete with The Good Book handed down to us from on high (The Art of the Deal)

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why don’t the wings let the plane hover like a helicopter? I’m just asking questions.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

And do the wings really need to be that big? I've seen bumblebees and they have teeny little wings. I'm just saying, do your research!

[–] Herminatorrrr@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

+/- 50% of the USA is willing to vote for a dictatorship. The propaganda machine of the republicans is remarkably strong, or is it the Russians / Chinese again? The 2024 elections might be the last, real, elections for the USA.

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

is it the Russians

Probably not, they have their own "election" to worry about. Can't say for Chinese though.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Considering Pamfilova can pull any number from electronic voting, I wouldn't e as confident if I was you

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

True, but they still have to put up a show and try keep opposition at bay. Will be a tough one after they, you know, declared a war, lost hundreds of thousands of people and pissed off the entire world.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And between "it could be worse" and "worse," a lot of people have stupid excuses to let things get worse.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago

Hah, no wings. Take that libtards.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

if only there was some place for me to express myself without reality repercussions so that I could get the feeling of "emperor has no clothes" but without all the problems of assembly and protest!

hey ... wait a minute!

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