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I have a software engineering joke but it's probably not scalable (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by httpjames@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I have a stack overflow joke but it's been marked as a duplicate.

[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I have a geology joke, it rocks.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I have a logic joke but its probably not

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a web dev joke but [object Object]

[–] httpjames@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

JSON.stringify(joke)

You have to tell us what it was now 😏

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

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[–] ___@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

I have a cyber-security joke, it’ll be 30BTC to unlock it.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

i have an udp joke. i am not sure if you would get it, but i don't really care.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DUUUUDE. YOU CUT MY COMMENT

[–] httpjames@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

haha I didn't know you were here too

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ya didn’t even upvote my comment…

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I think you should take it as a personal attack

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Also, I see you’re a fellow voyager user

[–] mifan@feddit.dk 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this a screenshot of a post with a screenshot of a post? We ARE going to need a software engineer it seems.

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Nice to see another wefwef user out there. For anybody that hasn’t checked it out you should. vger.app

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I have a GitHub joke but it hasnt been commit pushed yet

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

I have a life joke but it's probably cruel.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Anthropology just sitting there judging all of us.

[–] Yuper@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Darn, I didn’t see this one yet and I just made one too. At least they are different enough to stand on their own.