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[–] Mr_Reach@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago (5 children)

anyone care to test this and report the results?

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Nah, I'm not that great in the kitchen.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kerandir@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I miss free awards for comment like this 😂😂😂😂

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Your comment is rewarding enough!

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Of course it's good. Don't you know there's eggs in chocolate cake?

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

guess i can't really argue with that...

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's great. I eat boiled eggs with salt and a sweet toast all the time.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

WHERE IS THE NSFL TAG⁈

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Inside the meal itself

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know this is prime shitpost material but I want to downvote this so much

[–] vegantomato@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Same dilemma

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Every day, we stay further from God and sanity.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I try to avoid buying / eating palm oil. And since Nutella uses palm oil, I don't buy it.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I’m joking, you have a good point. We should all be avoiding palm oils.

[–] quantumantics@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whelp, this one's going straight into the food crimes folder; thanks for the addition!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Delicious international food crime

[–] larsloveslegos@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Nutella is overrated, change my mind

Edit: forgot my

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It took a few to figure out what happened since the post you replied to has been corrected but it was worth it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Oh shit I forgot to edit mine too

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I'll take it a step further and say it's gross. Way too sweet, and it has an over processed funkyness to it.

[–] larsloveslegos@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I've had it once and never again. I agree

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is hazelnut so bad on eggs? I've used sugar in deviled eggs before and they were fine. Am I too American to understand this?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

At first glance, I thought that was a fish head on a hardboiled egg. Once I saw the Nutella jar, I realized what it was. It's significantly less gross to me now.

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's what an entire country banning Kinder Eggs does.

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[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Increased update frequency accepted, if you want messages to stop message GOODBYE.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Ah, the cousin to the famous MayonEgg.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 10 months ago

Rosé with ahorn syrup is better than dessert wine.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I'd rather see the real version of Kinder eggs, a nice hard boiled egg inside a creamy chocolate shell. Mmmmm. No plastic junk, just 100% snacking goodness.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Still better than a few posts on c/foodporn

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

For a good 5 seconds, I thought it was a marshmallow

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[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
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