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[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In this world it's pet or be petted.

[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

why not both?

[–] Someboynumber5reborn@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure I'll cuddle furries and give them kisses on their head

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As soon as they show up 🥰

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I showed up

give me a kiss on my metallic head

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

humans are an animal species, so technically everyone is treated like an animal already.

[–] First@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

We enjoy heavy petting just as much as the next animalkin.

[–] Kungolicious@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between “they all deserve to eat” and “get off my bed” for me.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

depends on the animal I suppose, I ain't vegan but I still feel guilty about the beef cow

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I leave worms for furries in the garden for them to take back to their nests.

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I eat animals 😈😋😋

[–] LadyFreya@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll eat your Cockey wockey owo nom

[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service.

...wait

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give me a time and a place 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[–] LadyFreya@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

2:30 in the burger King dumpster I'll be the one wearing a raccoon costume

[–] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Loser behaviour tbh. Fragile masculinity

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 year ago

So, just pretend they're not there when I masturbate?

[–] Demigod787@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it's time to treat them like Aussie farmer treats his cows. Lol

[–] pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~~WHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHEN~~

clears throat i meant oh no how awful would that be

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You don't eat animals?

[–] DarkDiamondB@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Like cattle

[–] BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like a dog with rabbies..

[–] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Animals are sweet, beautiful creatures. Furries are weird and should keep it in the bedroom.

[–] First@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Drug addicted smiley man should grow a pair - like literally, he has air for a crotch.