They died
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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Alternatively, Karen had to make a long distance move with limited space for her things. Knowing how shit it is to ship fragile objects, she decided to donate it instead so another Karen could enjoy it.
Agreed. Her husband Randy never thought the casserole was all that good anyways. He is a tolerant man, but he won't give into that foolishness any longer.
It's her urn.
Because Karen died and had no friends or family, all her household belongings went to an estate sale, those of which did not sell went to thrift stores.
Karen had friends, though. Someone who elicited a kickaserole nickname for their food, had lots of friends. I think it was jealousy.
You can buy those "kickaasserole" dishes on amazon.
Oh. Well. That kills that little hopeful imaginary scenario in my head. Thanks, I guess?
Another successful day on the internet
Might break the third wall a little, saying this, but I like your sense of humour. That absolutely cracked me up. That's the kinda banter my little brother throws at me.
Maybe it was gifted by a frenemy
Me irl
It's possible that one time Karen didn't cook her kickasserole enough and gave everyone horrible explosive diarrhea. Not wanting to relive the terrible experience, she sold the kickasserole dish to a store. Little did she know that it is cursed, and will belong to another Karen who will inevitably give everyone she loves and holds dear a near fatal case of diarrhea. Thus the cycle continues.
Fatal case of diarrhea... I can't imagine what shitting yourself to death would be like!
Quite a common way to die actually. One way for it to kill you is dehydration.
Yeah. Seems like a pretty brutal way to go.
Unfortunately I can.
It took me a while to realize this isn't in German.
Drink more coffee.
They really do have quite long words.