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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] teft@startrek.website 309 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags

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[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 212 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 141 points 10 months ago

I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (4 children)

It's amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yep, I'd do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that's for sure.

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[–] ourob@discuss.tchncs.de 142 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Tony Stark titan of industry

Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They're both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 32 points 10 months ago

Tony Stark knows he's being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he's a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 98 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude is living a latent adolescence.

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[–] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean he didn't buy Twitter.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 94 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

[–] sachabe@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago
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[–] MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Fuck the media for glorifying them.

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[–] MuThyme@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.

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[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Did vogue really post this?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah. It's gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.

hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 51 points 10 months ago (7 children)

What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated

[–] QuodamoresDei@midwest.social 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that...

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[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 10 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (12 children)

I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.

Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (4 children)

There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

wtf is wrong with her face?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Face settings


Eyes

Eyebrows

Nose

Lips

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Chin

Jaw

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

too much plastic surgery, for a guess. looks like her lips are overinflated.

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[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago

Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.

[–] bojiggy@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?

[–] signor@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Because they don’t know what the working class looks like, they just rewatch 80/90s man propaganda and emulate that

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

"Lauren has amazing intuition" says Bezos.

Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (6 children)

He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.

Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.

[–] trias10@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.

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[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He should go on a date wirh Madame Guillotine.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.

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[–] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

Chat is this real

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.

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