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The original was posted on /r/simpsonsshitposting by /u/HassananeBalal on 2023-08-11 18:29:49+00:00.
UPDATE
Well, this blew up! Just like my bowels did about 3 hours later. Thankfully I was home by then. It wasn't a pleasant experience and the smell has but me off cheese for a while.
To answer some questions:
- I am male. This was not a pregnancy craving. I wish it was because then I would have an excuse.
- I went in wanting a Dairylea Dunker (jumbo tubes of course) but they were sold out. Was pissed off so got the block of cheddar out of spite.
- It was a 350g block of Pilgrims Choice.
- Nothing with it apart from a can of Fanta. Just raw dogged that cheese.
- Some of your stories have made me feel better and given me a good laugh. Never again will I look at Wine Gums, Chessecake and a 14 piece bucket in the same way.
- Those of you who have eaten food you've found on the ground are savages. Although I did eat a Haribo off a playground floor once to impress a girl. 24 years later and we're happily married with 2 kids so I guess it worked.
Stay safe and respect the cheese, everyone.