Simpsons Shitposting

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Mmm... 64 servings of Khlav Kalash (i.redd.it)

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It’s a pretty standard stunt Anakin (i.redd.it)

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And how come spider man doesn’t dance anymore (i.redd.it)

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Homer Simpson - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (youtu.be)

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Liver and onions (v.redd.it)

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Between two memes? Sure. (i.redd.it)

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Uruguay's minister of national defence (www.reddit.com)

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Never Forget (i.redd.it)

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Me when I watch Ant Man: Quantumania and I see Kang the Conqueror (zerobytes.monster)

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Anyone else sick of "Because you visited this sub before" recommendations? (i.redd.it)

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Too soon? (i.redd.it)

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muffled grunts (i.redd.it)

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It’s a pretty standard stunt Vince (i.redd.it)

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Yes, and you call them steamed yams despite the fact that they are obviously baked potatoes. (i.redd.it)

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U.S.A. U.S.A.!! (i.redd.it)

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And no ethnic food (i.redd.it)

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They can both marry Grandpa! (i.redd.it)

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The original got taken down cuz of copyright, so here's a new and improved version of Sideshow Bob's Bout! (v.redd.it)

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Grimey Vs. Homie-J (i.redd.it)

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It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! (i.redd.it)

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April F-! (i.redd.it)

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Because i’m a big fat guy! (i.redd.it)

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Lil Tay's Instagram handle was rushed to a nearby hacker who pronounced her dead. Her Instagram was then transfered back to a better account user, Lil Tay, who pronounced herself alive. (i.redd.it)

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Lion King (i.redd.it)

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“I think I’m blind” (zerobytes.monster)

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UPDATE

Well, this blew up! Just like my bowels did about 3 hours later. Thankfully I was home by then. It wasn't a pleasant experience and the smell has but me off cheese for a while.

To answer some questions:

I am male. This was not a pregnancy craving. I wish it was because then I would have an excuse.
I went in wanting a Dairylea Dunker (jumbo tubes of course) but they were sold out. Was pissed off so got the block of cheddar out of spite.
It was a 350g block of Pilgrims Choice.
Nothing with it apart from a can of Fanta. Just raw dogged that cheese.
Some of your stories have made me feel better and given me a good laugh. Never again will I look at Wine Gums, Chessecake and a 14 piece bucket in the same way.
Those of you who have eaten food you've found on the ground are savages. Although I did eat a Haribo off a playground floor once to impress a girl. 24 years later and we're happily married with 2 kids so I guess it worked.

Stay safe and respect the cheese, everyone.