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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 217 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"You see, the short hair means she's a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens."

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

This guy sci-fies.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

Nah, Karlach doesn't have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically

She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who's down soon as you get her engine insulated.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 117 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you even need a barber for?

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.ml 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Tum@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bobby is such a good character, the actress nailed it.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I first saw her casting, I was doubtful. But she was spectacular and completely flipped my opinion. Same with Amos. They producers really did a great job finding great actors.

Avasarala was perfect from the first frame. She walked off the pages of the book.

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

She was the only one who could do avasarala that wasn't Jefferson Mayes

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[–] tautalas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where is she from? TV or movie or what?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The Expanse. Spectacular books with an excellent 6-season TV series.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

She was badass hell yeah

[–] Beelzebob@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bobbi Draper is exactly what a hot badass should look like.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've seen her somewhere, but I can't remember the move title 🤔

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.

[–] cvozbosher@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does it hold up after a rewatch?

[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but not as well as Christy Gets Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked In The Wood Shop. That one was touching.

Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked

Isn't this a hash brown order at Waffle House?

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I thought the saying was "it's on the tip of my penis" when it comes to porn.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh shit! She was in 2 Chicks Same Time 15545?! I loved the 15500s, what a legendary run! Once the series got into the 15Ks, the cinematography and acting really picked up! Shame about the crash of 16169...

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[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Move title might be doggy or missionary

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago

I'll call it the "hustle mullet".

business on the side, party every where else.

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You keep my girlfriend's name out of your mouth!

[–] AAA@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but... that's Christy Mack. I don't think she's been into space yet tho.

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.

He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, "King hats‽".

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[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago
[–] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

It's the same picture

[–] Borkingheck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a well fit haircut like.

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