Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad theyβre funny.
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You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I'm clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it's irrelevant.
You might want to get that checked out if you haven't already... Or at least rethink your diet.
I've gotten myself checked multiple times and it's always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.
Shit after shower? Smh
Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
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Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?
Nope there's a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.
It's human centipede: high rise apartment edition
Why? You could just orient it the other way and it would be fine.
It's so you can be sick in the sink.
A little bit closer and you can shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.
It's doable just... messy.
Oooh, so convenient.
Having been in a few Turkish toilets with questionable sink/toilet proximity/orientation whilst unsure which end was going to go next, I have appreciated such convenient conveniences.
Idk who in the world pukes into the sink. Seems like you're risking a clog that is going to suck to fix. Pro tip: keep a trash can in your bathroom in the event you need to shit and puke at the same time. Then just dump the puke into the toilet.
As I have found out, if it's coming out both ends like hot water, there's nothing to clog a sink.
Idk man, when my meals aren't digested all the way because it's from my stomach, it can be pretty chunky. I've also done both at once and a bucket is easier and more comfortable than leaning over the sink anyway.
A poo with a view π
Only if you sit on the toilet backwards like some sort of animal.
Dude where else do I put my comic book while pooping?
Honestly, rotating the toilet 90Β° would make this good. I learned that it has advantages being able to lean your head against the wall while shitting. Having salmonella a very small apartment in Tokyo made me appreciate that convenience.π
Then you'd have to jump over the toilet to get to the shower.
I'd take that over the awkward shuffle around it tbh
In took me a while to understand that "salmonella" wasn't a typo/autocorrect thing.
This is a super common bathroom layout in Hamburg. 1 out of 3 apartments has this.
With this toilet placement?!
I've seen it with the toilet close to the wall. Wouldn't say its the badest of the bad real estate, but the toilet placement is a lil bit weird.
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it's like: "- hey, we forgot to build a bathroom! - No worries, I have an idea."
Just missing the bidet for the full French effect
Step over the toilet to get to the bidet. Step over the bidet to get to the shower.
Leapbog?
πΆ A fresh coat of paint, can hide the mould away πΆ
Thought this didn't look too bad until I saw the toilet
That big waste pipe suggests the floor above may have jankier arrangements again.
That looks like a bathroom from a building around 1880-1910 that I have seen several times in GrΓΌnderzeit buildings in Germany
The Speisekammer 2/3 of the height under the window and entered from the kitchen is missing. But despite that it looks like the average Berlin Bathroom.
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Heyyy idid my bathroom the same and it actually looks ok if you have the curtain behind the toilet
My brother lived in a flat with a bathroom like that, was completely fine - and it's a decent sized window, so from my point of view its an alright bathroom.
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With the wrong hangover you know someone's gonna take that toilet out when trying to get around it / forgetting it's there
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