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[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 129 points 1 year ago (2 children)

While saying, "stupid assholes there are no proper races of humans just color variations".

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Human "races" are Functionally more closely related to dog breeds than anything else, but far less extreme in variation of features.

A chihuahua is more different compared to a great dane than you are from any other ethnicity of fellow human.

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 105 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I guess we can eliminate formula one. Seems kinda boring to me.

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'll take F1 over Nascar any day.

Disclaimer: I've never sat down to watch either, but if the choices are "turn left" or "winding, twisting course" I think I'm going with the one that has more variety.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Massive F1 fan here.

It's more of an engineering sport than a driving sport. Don't get me wrong– the drivers are absolutely top notch and do an incredible job and it's entertaining to watch. But since it's sooooo engineering and development based, you cars that perform different on different tracks (cuz of elevation, temperature, track design, surface).

It's pretty neat; worth a watch sometime!

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[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

He said a race, not a racing series. Get rid of Abu Dhabi and we're good.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 95 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Guess I'm post-racism because my first thought was "mosquitoes".

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago

Mine was NASCAR

[–] yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah Mosquito Genocide crew!

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After some research prompted by your comment I think my French/ignorance might be showing, as the correct word would be species.

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[–] TCGM@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago

Mosquitoes. Definitely those fuckers.

[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

we have a thinker

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah I am not voting.

If they were really a benevolent species, they wouldn't play this mind game to begin with.

[–] Varan1@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

They sound Abrahamic as fuck

[–] gearheart@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This says more about humanity than the aliens.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If I had to choose a race to be eliminated to get the alien tech, I'd go with potato sack. Some people might miss it, but I feel like it's time to let that one go.

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my answer is the same as bill burr's, people who go on cruises, nothing of value is lost

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[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my choice would prob be a 15k. at that point I'll just do a half marathon, thanks.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

I think they would say, "Ok you all voted for synonyms of human race so lets start the killing"

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I would 100% read this book

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[–] stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi 33 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Reminds me of that Black Mirror episode when people could post names of people they wanted to be killed and every day the most posted person were killed. After some time, the man behind that killed all of the people who voted for anybody.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (16 children)

So in that killer's mind, wanting someone killed was the morally indefensible crime but actually killing ludicrous numbers of people is not? And he nor anyone else questioned that? 🤔

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[–] CosmoNova@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago

Aliens would be really disappointed to find out we already have blue checkmarks invented and people don‘t care nearly enough about it.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I vote for eliminating the greyhound race

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[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm concerned about the amount of people in this post that aren't just saying that None is the correct answer, but are instead trying to come up with a race to pick.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Half of Africa is going to have "French" tattooed on their foreheads, and they'll be even angrier for having a French symbol part of them.

[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"uhhhh I would just say none. uhhh I would just say the indie 500."

Really? Not the british? Come on I thought this one would be easy

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the british and french need to be in equilibrium. if the british are suddenly removed, the french will have no natural predators, and begin to breed uncontrollably

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I vote to be rid of rat race

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

yeah im gonna have to go with the human race

[–] kamehameherp@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Why do i hear rumbling

[–] Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Everyone who chose to purge the aliens are going to start a goddamn crusade

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

Chinese would probably vote Japanese

China’s neighbours would for China

Majority white and black would vote for each other

And nothing we didn’t already know would be revealed

Also when an advanced race capable of killing the entire species says “you must” do something then I don’t think it’s racist to vote and I don’t think saying “none” is allowed because it defeats the purpose of the experiment

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

You really think the majority wouldn't vote for "none", given it's an option?

Even if one were to think practically about it (if we all vote none, they won't share the tech or whatever, for the sake of they hypothetical), wouldn't most people just choose a super small ethnic group?

Like sorry Inuits, hate to say it but y'all shoulda tried imperialism lmao

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[–] phx@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I'd try and convince them that politicians are a race..

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

This is just the beginning of what could be a great movie.

I don't know what the actual direction the story goes based on this premise, but I wanna see it.

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[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pedantic_mode 1

As there's only one race, I guess everyone who chose anything but none gets the human race symbol (???) tattoed on their face. Still would be fun to see who chose to have other humans killed.

Now, if the OP in 4chan meant ethnicity, that's a different story.

pedantic_mode 0

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[–] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if, instead of a tattoo, everyone who voted just becomes that race?

The logistics would be tricky. Aside from the fact that race doesn't exist, people within an ethnicity don't all look the same. And would they still have the background of however they were originally born?

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I write in "mosquitos" for extermination, or is it a multiple choice ballot?

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[–] melooone@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Products and services that hide/remove that tattoo would skyrocket. Tattoo removal places would probably become super rich.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That might be kind of convenient actually - racist assholes of all colours will label themselves and probably kill eachother while (hopefully) most of the population's foreheads will read "None".

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aliens observing will think this already happened here. The chaos is real presently. I'm checking this off list of things to worry about.

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