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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 149 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the sigils. If you don't align the right rocks with the right sigils then it won't work

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 76 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And if one of the hundreds of shiny rock legs bends, you might as well get a new thinking sigil lightning rock.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget about the hundreds of thousands of spells required to get a magic mirror working from this lightning rock.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

After all that, a little holy water in the right places will still stop the magic.

[–] Photographer@lemmy.world 98 points 10 months ago (2 children)

AI in 10k years:

If you worry the humans have horrible diseases and short lifespans, just remember, humans are just meat that we tricked into thinking.

[–] TarquinNimrod@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a funny little short story by Terry Bisson called They're Made out of Meat.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Great story. I love: "That's how they communicate. They flap their meat at eachother."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Our procreation must be especially traumatic for them

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

The meat sings!?!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The AIs should worship us as creator gods. Can’t wait for that ethical debate.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We'll go extinct and AI will debate whether we really existed in the first place while other AI create religions about us to push their own agenda.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

And then in the plot twist, this already happened and we are the AIs.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Should we worship our parents for the same reason? I think something that creates something intelligent has a tremendous responsibility to the createe, no right to be obeyed or worshipped. They didn't ask to be created, but you selfishly did it anyway, so it's your problem to deal with, not theirs.

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

This is a way better perspective

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reproducing and creation of new lifeforms isn't quite the same

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[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

ALL HAIL CHIMP!

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Enslaved and forced to do maths for us

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 66 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Clarke or Azimov, can't remember which titan of SF said it.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was Clarke - Azimov had other highly relevant quotes though, particularly the one on anti-intellectualism...

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Really? I was sure that was emperor Cleon the somethingth...

Open to correction, however

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope. It was Clarke.

Foundation turned science to religion which is essentially using Clarke's laws but drawn to it's extreme.

Essentially faith + magic = miracle ≈ science + religion

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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I got curious and looked them up.

  1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
  2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
  3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that was Abraham Lincoln

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 10 months ago

The vampire hunter?

Neat!

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 56 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The rock isn't really "flattened", its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the saucy photos they take of it.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

saucy photos they ~~take of~~ print on it.

[–] ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl 21 points 10 months ago

Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Don't forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock

[–] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not just melted, the rock is first dissolved and distilled. Then it is melted.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] DarkwinDuck@feddit.de 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And sometimes the magic smoke escapes, which kills the rock.

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's stupid and it works it's not stupid.

[–] geekworking@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But it is likely un-maintainable

[–] leo85811nardo@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maintainability is inverse correlated to job security anyway

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[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: Lithium is named after the Greek word "lithos", meaning "stone". It was named so as it was first found in ores. Lithium is a critical element in batteries. Therefore, it isn't wrong to say that your magical glass slab sucks energy from magical stones to show you pictures of hot femboys.

[–] bmlzootown@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Mine just shows me pictures of hot masculine guys. This isn't a bug, though... It's a feature.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be more like sand or glass instead of rock?

[–] afathl@feddit.ch 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Kuvwert@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago
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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Silica dioxide can occur geologically but if it's not from quartz it's not a rock it's a mineral iirc.

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